Matt's Hat

This is a story

Of a boy named Matt

Who always accidentally

Kept losing his hat

He lost it at the bookstore

He lost it at the pool

He lost it at the museum

And he lost it at school

His mother said, "Matthew

Losing your hat is not funny

Your head will get cold

And they cost lots of money"

First Matt tried tying

His hat onto his hair

But a gust of wind blew

And his hat flew off into the air

Then he tried gluing

His hat to his head

But the glue melted in the sun

And the hat was lost again

But then he had an idea

To never lose his hat

On his head he would wear

A really loud cat

So now whenever Matt

Loses his hat

He just follows the sound

Of the really loud cat (MEOW!)

And now he never loses

His hat anymore

His mom is always happy

And his head is always warm

But Matt has a new problem

He keeps losing his mittens

His idea to fix that

Is for his cat to have kittens!